Thursday, October 1, 2015

Shotgun Robber "Suspect" Caught?

Police think they may have caught the shotgun park robber I mentioned a couple of weeks ago. It seems they found evidence (phones, clothes, and other items) at his place that matched six other robberies including the three teens earlier.

Sounds suspicious to me. Earlier they said it was a man. This is a sixteen year old. Witnesses said the robber had a shotgun. This kid had a lever action rifle. It doesn't add up.

They mentioned they pulled in a suspect a while ago, but that they later released him after determining he wasn't the guilty party. Remember that mind control I was talking about in the previous post? They pull in a guy who seems to have strolled around town with a shotgun without drawing any notice. They let him go and arrest a teen with a rifle instead. I guess the eye witnesses were wrong. I mean, makes sense. What would the victims know about what happened to them?

My guess is they caught the guy and he used the same vampire hypnotism on the cops that he used on the teens in the park, causing the police to go after someone who doesn't fit the description at all.

What can you even do about that kind of thing? How is a vampire hunter supposed to take him on? He'll just do his mind juju on the hunter and convince the poor would-be Van Helsing that his mom is the vampire instead. As many awful murders as there have been lately, I wouldn't be surprised.

Be on the look out, and be wary of strangers trying to hold eye contact with you. It's probably a vampire.

Stay strange!
- Steve

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