What's up, NO Strangers? How
about that lady who hit the cop, huh? Normally I'm all about cracking a joke at
the old "The Devil Made Me Do It" bit, but that bit about being a
passenger. Do you think she meant metaphorical like the devil took over her and
then took the wheel or do you think there was an actual physical demon driving
the car and she was literally a passenger like in the passenger seat or maybe
tied up in the back seat or even the trunk of her car. Do Priuses have trunks?
I don't know. Maybe she's crazy.
Maybe she isn't. The police
haven't released the tapes. Pretty suspicious if you ask me. They know. They
have to know. New Orleans is full of too many strange occurrences for them not
to know that ghosts and vampires and demons are real. Probably there was a real
demon with horns and stuff driving and they didn't put out the tapes because
they are trying to cover it up. And do you mean to tell me three people record
that thing and none of it ends up on YouTube? Oh sure, they say they want to
keep things from getting posted because it's evidence and ongoing investigation
and blah, blah, blah. That didn't stop people from posting stuff in about a
dozen other cases to YouTube, did it?
And Carla Williams wasn't the
crazy type from the sound of it. All the news reports say she was respectable.
Her family and friends are all talking about how they never would believe it in
a million years that she did this. And I'm supposed to believe she took a
little Prius--the car of all things liberal and pacifist--and drove it across
an elevated median to run down a cop? I mean, I know people like that hate the
police and everything, but that seems a bit extreme, right? No way there ISN'T
a demon involved and everything is exactly as it seems.
If you ask me, my money's on
demonic possession and massive police coverup. What do you think?
-Steve
UPDATE (July 28th): Did you see
the news on Monday? That Williams lady disappeared. Mysteriously. Went out to
have a smoke and poof! Gone! Did she make a break for it? Flee to Mexico? I
doubt it. I think one of two things happen.
1) She was possessed by a demon
again and it is out there on the loose right now as we speak, probably plotting
to run down more cops or orphans or something.
2) The powers that be kidnapped
her, knowing if she went to court, she would testify and they would have to
show the video, proving to the world that demons exist, and they can't have
that, can they? So they kidnap her. She's either in some government black site,
brainwashed and living someplace else, or feeding aligators in the bottom of
Lake Pontchartrain right now. No suspect, no trial. Clean and neat.
What are your theories?
Stay strange!
-Steve
